i don't like sucking hair
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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