so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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