Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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