i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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