Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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