wakey wakey hands off snakey
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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