How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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