I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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