Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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