Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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