i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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