is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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