The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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