Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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