Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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