Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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