just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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