I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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