I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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