Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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