I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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