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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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