I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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