This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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