planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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