I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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