i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We’re leaving where are you
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