Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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