The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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