I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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