i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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