Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
we should paint friendship bongs
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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