I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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