that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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