I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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