Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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