Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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