so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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