thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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