@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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