WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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