i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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