Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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