i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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