I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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