so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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