This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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