On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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