Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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