Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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