The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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