you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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