Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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