Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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