I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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