google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize
