i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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